Penis Wrinkle, Cancer, and strippers... Welcome to Liz Taylor's blog.

HI to anyone who came over from my 5-7-9 pee post on MODG blog today. Yes my name really is Liz Taylor, it's actually Lisbeth Taylor. It was Lisbeth Hinkel but when I got married I happily shortened to Liz because I work in sales and people remembered Liz Taylor way more. Except for the mean kids in elementary who probably remember my old name because they called me Lisbeth Hinkel Penis wrinkle all through my nerdy elementary years. Bitches. Actually looking back now that is pretty witty for a 4th grader, but it still stings.

Anyway, the last few blogs on here are seriously lacking and I apologize for that. I had cancer. That's my excuse for everything. It was just thyroid cancer and it was gone before I knew I had it but the whole ordeal sucked the humor right out of me. If you decide to go a little further back thought there are some interesting commentary on the wizard of Oz, rental car places, and stupid men in gym shorts who criticized my outfit one day. I should have punched him. Actually it's not that interesting it was just me ranting, but hey I had fun.

If you decide to join and follow me I am planning on getting up and running again soon, as soon as I finish my seasons of salute your shorts and Pete and Pete. Yes, that is my summer goal. Stick around awhile and learn from the reigning Liz Taylor. I have some great new insights into the world of my clients too. Like when I emailed one today on a Friday at noon and he replied with "not now I am trying to get drunk and look at some hot ass." note to self: don't email this client on a Friday afternoon because he is at the strip club. night night new friends!